Emerrgencie! Please to fill out form with private information for winning of Jackpot!
Microsoft and AOL are to be paying you with garbanzo bucks! Yah!! We are waiting here in
Kazakhstan for cleaning out your bank account and partying with big-breasted Iranian
hotties where we will mount them for sure!

Obviously they can't identify you without a social security number, mothers maiden name,
and bank routing number. Had it had those 3 items on the form, I would have filled it
out and sent it in.

What gives them the impression we're stupid? Could it be our leader for the last 7+ years?
Nah, couldn't be. ;o)

I filled out their form and put all kinds of obnoxious crap in it. :o)

Well, maybe I'm just filthy. ;o)

MICROSOFT AWARD TEAM
Microsoft Corporation
#1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052.
Ref: BTD/968/06
Batch: 409978E.
Dear Lucky winner,

WINNING NOTIFICATION
**********************
The prestigious Microsoft and AOL has set out and
successfully organised a Sweepstakes to mark the ending of
year 2007.100,000.000.00 (One Hundred Million Great Britain Pounds)
is been roll out to mark the beginning of the year 2008.
Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide
range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.The selection was
made
through a computer
draw system attaching personalised email addresses to ticket
numbers.Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in
an
effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used

program,Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.Your email
was luckily
drawn by a computer
balloting system as one of our winners in our experimental lottery
bonanza from
the prestigous MICROSOFT AND AOL ONLINE PROMOTION. Thus, making you the

winner Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket
number
008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky
numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you 500,000.00GBP
(Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds) as one of the jackpot
winners
in this draw.You have therefore won the entire winning sum of
500,000.00GBP
(Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).We appreciate your
patronage.
This draw was held on the 23-04-2008
and the result was sent to my office today.
Please be informed by this winning notification,to file your claims,you
are to make contact with your designated agent who shall
by duty guide you through the process to facilitate the release
of your prize.Please contact our Fiduciary Agent for
VALIDATION.
*************************************************

Willford Gart
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Head Winning Claims Dept.
TELL:+44 704 57 6 8731
E-mail: microsoftclaimsagent27@yahoo.com.hk

***************************************************
PLEASE FILL BELOW YOUR DETAILS AND SEND IT
TO OUR CLAIMS AGENT.
Your Personal Data Form Fill Please.
Name Of Winner:_____________________________
Sex_______________________________________
Nationality:_________________________________
Age:________________________________
Occupation::_________________________________
Marital Status:________________________________
Tel No:______________________________________
Fax No:_____________________________________
Postal Address:______________________________
Country:_____________________________________
Amount Won:________________________________
Winning E-mail Address:_______________________
Lucky Number___________________________
Our special thanks and gratitude to Bill Gates
and his
associates.We
wish you the best of luck.Thank you for being
part of our
promotional
award program and commemorative Anniversary
Draws.

Sincerely,
Dr Mrs Matida Coker jp
Head Customercare Service
Microsoft Promotion Team
NB:Any claim not made before seven (7)
working days from
date
of notification indicate that the winner has
voluntarily
forfeited
his/her winnings