USA economic collapse=Guns sales go through the roof! Since the demise of American manufacturing, Gritty high school grads want more than Taco Bell jobs...."I'm sorry but did you ask for phlegm on your hamburger?". Look out for anarchy in suburbia.

USA economic collapse=Alcoholism rates soar 1000%! When given lemons, make lemonade (with a shot of Vodka).

USA economic collapse=Depression, anxiety and mood swings up the wazoo. Don't believe Tony Soprano's mom when she says, "psychiatry is a racket for the Jews".

These mother fuckers would sell your newborn infant into Chinese slavery if they could make a buck. Three cheers for the sons of bitches!

Making money off the guys who stole your car, smoked a rock and squeezed your wife's ass at the 7-11. And they pay the help jack-shit to guard these degenerates! Criminal behavior in America is a bottomless pit. The Exploiter calls it "Manna from Heaven off Willie and Bubba".

Developing new missles to target Mexicans running over the border. Project code name is "Hot Tamale".

Drilled so deep, they struck Hell and made a deal with Satan to put executives in very powerful positions. Money flows upstream and downstream with this brimstone and fire pick. Ever notice Cheney's hairy shanks and cloven hoofs?

The Chinese have plans for you. Your grandchildren will speak Mandarin and date little Jackie Chan look-alikes.