The Exploiter
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Date updated:09-11-2007

Portfolio philosophy: To exploit anything to make a buck and cover my ass at your expense.

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  • SWHC
    Smith & Wesson
  • $2.73
  • -4.88%
  • $2.85

USA economic collapse=Guns sales go through the roof! Since the demise of American manufacturing, Gritty high school grads want more than Taco Bell jobs...."I'm sorry but did you ask for phlegm on your hamburger?". Look out for anarchy in suburbia.

People owning SWHC also tend to own: AVCACOPHNZIHRISIGORCLSAH

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  • DEO
    Diageo Plc Ads Ne
  • $60.99
  • -6.11%
  • $61.44

USA economic collapse=Alcoholism rates soar 1000%! When given lemons, make lemonade (with a shot of Vodka).

People owning DEO also tend to own: AAPLBACBBYBGTCSCOCTSHDVN

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  • PSYS
    Psychiatric Solut
  • $37.34
  • -1.09%
  • $37.29

USA economic collapse=Depression, anxiety and mood swings up the wazoo. Don't believe Tony Soprano's mom when she says, "psychiatry is a racket for the Jews".

People owning PSYS also tend to own: AAPLCOHCROXCSCOCTSHCVDDIOD

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  • GS
    Goldman Sachs Grp
  • $124.00
  • -3.12%
  • $122.10

These mother fuckers would sell your newborn infant into Chinese slavery if they could make a buck. Three cheers for the sons of bitches!

People owning GS also tend to own: ACEBACCCBCOPCVXDIS

TheStreet.com Rating: B What is this?

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  • CXW
    Corr Cp Of Am (ne
  • $22.17
  • -4.60%
  • $22.82

Making money off the guys who stole your car, smoked a rock and squeezed your wife's ass at the 7-11. And they pay the help jack-shit to guard these degenerates! Criminal behavior in America is a bottomless pit. The Exploiter calls it "Manna from Heaven off Willie and Bubba".

People owning CXW also tend to own: RHATTIVOABAKAMBBDCERNCHK

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  • RTN
    Raytheon Co (new)
  • $51.38
  • -3.37%
  • $52.20

Developing new missles to target Mexicans running over the border. Project code name is "Hot Tamale".

People owning RTN also tend to own: ABMCOSTINFOJASLMTNOCQ

TheStreet.com Rating: B What is this?

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  • HAL
    Halliburton Co
  • $24.64
  • -8.06%
  • $26.30

Drilled so deep, they struck Hell and made a deal with Satan to put executives in very powerful positions. Money flows upstream and downstream with this brimstone and fire pick. Ever notice Cheney's hairy shanks and cloven hoofs?

People owning HAL also tend to own: ACIBJSBTUCNXCWEIDNRDO

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  • 0001.HK
    Cheung Kong
  • $78.55
  • -6.71%
  • $80.50

The Chinese have plans for you. Your grandchildren will speak Mandarin and date little Jackie Chan look-alikes.

People owning 0001.HK also tend to own: AMXAVGNCIPHENMDINGNOEC.AXTGEN

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