“Remarkably transparent rally. You are going to keep getting these coiled-spring jobs because of the dichotomy of the cheap/expensive debate. Meaning that Chevron (CVX) starts the day cheap and then gets expensive as it spans two multiple points as part of a bogus rally. This is the greatest trading market I have ever seen, and I want CVX to be your paradigm. When this stock gets to 4% yield, you have to stand there. When it gets to 3%, you have to get out. Just sell it. And then play it again, Sam.”

From a recent Mad Money show:"I want to buy this company. This stock yields 9%. I like Kinder Morgan (KMP) more, but I like Enterprise too."

From a recent Mad Money show:"No, no, no, no, no. Oil's going to $50 and we've got the wrong president coming into office. I need a dividend yield to make that one attractive."

From a recent Mad Money show:"That yield of 11% is a reg flag for me. I'd go with their partner Verizon (VZ), which pays less of a dividend but is a lot safer."

From a recent Mad Money show:"If Microsoft does well, Intel (INTC) does well. Intel's got a better yield; I'd go with that one instead. "

From a recent Mad Money show:"That one does not have a good yield or a good business anymore. That's not what I want right now. "

From a recent Mad Money show:"I think there's a place for gold in every portfolio. But they missed the quarter and I want to see the tax loss selling stop before I own that one."

From a recent Mad Money show:"Here's the problem: There was a report that came out that said Principal needs to raise money. I believe that report, so I'm saying no to that stock."