"Why the heck aren't we down gigantically? Why aren't we looking ad major dislocations for retail and restaurants in anticipation that people won't go out because of the flu? Why, instead, are the "good" flu stocks like Walgreen (WAG) and CVS (CVS) reacting positively while the obvious sell candidates aren't going down?" "Bad News Can't Keep This Market Down," 4-28-09

"Why the heck aren't we down gigantically? Why aren't we looking ad major dislocations for retail and restaurants in anticipation that people won't go out because of the flu? Why, instead, are the "good" flu stocks like Walgreen (WAG) and CVS (CVS) reacting positively while the obvious sell candidates aren't going down?" "Bad News Can't Keep This Market Down," 4-28-09

"Why aren't we shorting every bank stock, knowing that Bank of America (BAC) and Citigroup (C) are in trouble and that they could be big enough to pull down all of the others?" "Bad News Can't Keep This Market Down," 4-28-09

"Why aren't we shorting every bank stock, knowing that Bank of America (BAC) and Citigroup (C) are in trouble and that they could be big enough to pull down all of the others?" "Bad News Can't Keep This Market Down," 4-28-09

"Unbelievable. It's insulting to see this one so low. This is a multi- year low. I say pull the trigger and you won't regret it." "Mad Money Lightning Round," 4-28-09

"This one is a little extraneous. It deals with web infrastructure. It was once a high flier, but I'm not going to recommend it." "Mad Money Lightning Round," 4-28-09

"This one is on fire because people think they're going to get bought. I'm not going to risk it; ring the register and take the gain." "Mad Money Lightning Round," 4-28-09

"You have a 3.3% yield here; why not go with Enterprise Products Partners (EPD Quote) with an 8.6% yield. That one's a lot better than yours." "Mad Money Lightning Round," 4-28-09